You won't see this tip in a parenting magazine

To prevent your baby from doing a nudie crawl down the hallway following their bath, provide them with a packet of birth control pills to play with as you towel dry their bod. The older baby will be enthralled with the challenge of opening the packet to locate the source of the rattle type sound, and absolutely delighted with the fact that Mummy is ensuring there is zero chance of any competition appearing on the horizon within the next year or so.