FFS

Sleep! The pair of you! Before 10 pm at night!

Cease and desist with the multiple night wakings.

Please can we get past both of you insisting on mummy and only mummy being there as you go to sleep. Especially if it's the usual 7:30 pm false alarm and both of you are back up at 8pm.

Big miss: please take a day rest in your room for half an hour. For your benefit and mine.

Little miss: please learn to self settle without mummy's boob in your mouth.

Arrrgggghhhhhh............