I hate prelabour

Bloody hell uterus, make up your mind. Have had no sleep for the past 24 hours because everytime I lie down you issue forth spasms so forceful that I have to leap out of bed to stand, get down on all fours, pace or bounce on the fitball. Anything but actually rest.

So I've tried to get things moving by being active. Whenever I get to a surge every fifteen minutes for about four in a row you then go quiet....so I think that you are resting and that I may as well too. And then we start all over again.

I don't want to ponder, I don't want to call the hospital, I don't want this to go on until Tuesday's appointment.

Is it too late to ask for a refund?