Pulling the plug

39 weeks 2 days

It's official little miss, the clock is ticking. BP stable but still high at today's checkup, so if there is no movement at the station soon you will be served an eviction notice following an internal next Tuesday.

Your sooky lala mum baulked at an internal today, opting instead to attempt all manner of old wives' labour inducing methods this weekend. Problem is, I know that nothing will work until we pull that mucus plug so as to speak. Ho hum.

(Mr hissy, your functional coitus services are required so please give your mum and Dad $50 to take the poo moonkey out this weekend. Oh yeah, and I get naming rights so nerr.)